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Hello and welcome to SWASH 2.0, otherwise known as A Shameless Tribute to GOT7’s Fly Era™ because a more magnificent color palette does not exist upon this earth. New features include:

  • free admission to all rings of GOT7 Hell
  • 7 singing/dancing/dabbing trashcans
  • rotating header colors cause we’re all swag all the time
  • the Just Right album logo in Fly colors bc reasons
  • about page edited for theme compliance
  • additional top nav options due to Mari’s obsession with symmetry
  • sans-serif font for aesthetic purposes
  • the JJ Project seal of approval

Thank you and we’ll be back to swashing terrifyingly soon~

xoxM

Fav Things #4

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Every Sunday we’ll be reflecting on the latest additions to our long list of Favorite Things. This post is your weekly update on the best trash in this universe. You’re welcome.

Okay guys, this week’s Fav Things is so, so, SO late and it can absolutely NOT be blamed on Anne because it is ALL MARI’S FAULT. I am still sick so everything in my universe is off schedule and bizarre right now, pls bear with me. Without further ado, welcome to Fav Things #4: WINNER HELL EDITION.

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Fav Things #3

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Every Sunday we’ll be reflecting on the latest additions to our long list of Favorite Things. This post is your weekly update on the best trash in this universe. You’re welcome.

We’re back again this week with our favorite things. What do you expect to see? Yep, you’re going to see some ladies who are total YG trash. This post is somewhat more contained than last week but that’s because Anne is on the mend from last week’s illness and Mari got very sick and needs her rest. Regardless, enjoy- we only cultivate the most pure of trash for all to regard~*

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5 FACTS: Answer Me 1994

TITLE: Answer Me 1994 (2013)
ALSO KNOWN ASReply 1994 or The Love of My Life is Trash- no, wait just kidding
STARRING: Go Ah Ra, Jung Woo, Yoo Yun Suk

Once again, we have our 5 Facts series, where we tell you the five most important (spoiler-free!) things you need to know about a drama before you watch it! I mean, haven’t you ever looked at a drama and thought, will this work for me?? (???) Will this destroy me emotionally?? (Very likely) Is this as trashy as it looks??? (We’ll be the judge of that, thx bye) Should I, in fact, commit 20+ hours of my life to watching this???? (#time is $$ 2k16)

So, without further ado, here are five things you need to know about Answer Me 1994 before you jump in:

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Tumblr Therapy

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I know I’m not the only one, but I have this super complicated relationship with Tumblr as a (mostly) functional adult who really shouldn’t be on Tumblr. I actually just went through a major Tumblr drought because I kept telling myself, Mari, come on. Ain’t nobody got time for Tumblr. You have papers to grade. You have an office to vacuum. Today you had 10 Ritz crackers with some peanut butter for lunch and you need to acquire some dinner HELLO. Also, your closet looks like the aftermath of a hurricane that occurred during an apocalypse that wiped out 90% of mankind. NO TUMBLR FOR YOU. NONE.

And so, I didn’t Tumblr. I didn’t Tumblr for many, many moons. This was during those last three months or so of 2015 when I was overworking myself for fun & profit. I didn’t return to Tumblr until my 2 weeks of Winter Break, when I logged on and reblogged a few things here and there, then slowly started going back to my usual posting-a-lot-all-at-once-and-then-vanishing-for-24-hours routine. And you know what? It was actually good. I began to realize that Tumblr time has this bizarre calming effect on me. As a notorious workaholic who apparently has to work in order NOT to work, scrolling through my feed before bedtime counts as one of the few ways I can come close to shutting my brain off. (“You’re not hyper, your brain is hyper.” – my dad) Even after going back to work, and even though I really thought I would drop Tumblr again when school was back in session, I stayed. I’ve decided that I need it for stress relief.

It’s weird, I suppose, and I’m sure it’s more than a little bit irresponsible, but now even on weekdays I try to give myself at least half an hour of mindless Tumblr time. I reblog things to my // VERY CAREFULLY CURATED // collection of trash, photography, and tags of me wailing about Lee Jong Suk. I snack on something sugary and awful. I crank up my tiny space heater and put the same song on repeat the entire time. I stop thinking about work and school and what can I do for this child and why can’t this one remember that two quarters is fifty cents and all the other things always rushing through my head without a break. It’s nice.

Also, cheaper than real therapy. That’s important cause I am quite poor.

xoxM

5 FACTS: My Love From Another Star

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TITLE: My Love From Another Star (2013)
ALSO KNOWN AS: My Love From the Star(s), You Who Came From the StarsThe Alien Show no wait that’s just what we call it I’m sorry
STARRING: Kim Soo Hyun, Jun Ji Hyun, Park Hae Jin, Ahn Jae Hyun

Welcome to the 5 Facts series, where we tell you the five most important (spoiler-free!) things you need to know about a drama before you watch it! I mean, haven’t you ever looked at a drama and thought, will this work for me?? (???) Will this destroy me emotionally?? (Very likely) Is this as trashy as it looks??? (We’ll be the judge of that, thx bye) Should I, in fact, commit 20+ hours of my life to watching this???? (#time is $$ 2k16 we understand completely)

It’s fine, let us help you. Sit down and have some chocolate milk cause we’re starting this series by tackling one of our absolute favorites of all time… the extremely popular, universally adored My Love From Another Star! Without further ado, here are five things you need to know before you jump in:

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Why we love T.O.P and his eyebrows (More importantly- why you should, too)

Now that we have effectively introduced you to Trash vs. Garbage, it’s time to explore one of my personal favorites of the trashcan variety, Choi Seung Hyun, otherwise known as T.O.P.

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Some of you may know this fine specimen from a lil’ band from South Korea called Big Bang.

Lil’ Band? Anne, they’re huge, they’ve been around for a decade and-

OKAY, RIGHT, SO I AM A FLIPPANT INDIVIDUAL- Accept it and move on, this is about T.O.P and his thoroughly excellent eyebrows, not how much I’ve lived under a rock for the entirety of my life.

Listen, Mari and myself are connoisseurs of eyebrows. We appreciate a good eyebrow. In fact, we’ll probably add a post about how much we enjoy good brows to this trashcan of a site if y’all wait long enough. Take Kim Woo Bin for example

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Wow.

The man has strong eyebrow game. We know it, he knows it, everyone knows it and we can all agree that he uses it to his full advantage.

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Side note: he is totally dating this beautiful goddess, Shin Min Ah, and I am ABOUT THIS

Okay, this T.O.P post is slowly becoming wildly about Not T.O.P which is what everyone who is not T.O.P will hereby be referenced as from here on out. Let me further explain why he is an international treasure. 

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Fav Things #1

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Every Sunday we’ll be reflecting on the latest additions to our long list of Favorite Things. This post is your weekly update on the best trash in this universe. You’re welcome.

This is our first Fav Things post! This was our first week having a blog in which to document the trash that is our daily existence! YoooOOOooooo /INSERT 10 MILLION CELEBRATORY LINE STICKERS HERE

Okay, anyway, we both agreed that this felt like an absurdly long week. It might have something to do with the fact that it preceded a long weekend, and also the world lost Alan Rickman which was NOT OKAY and we are pretending it nEVER HAPPENED. Let’s focus on the rest of this extremely long post instead in order to avoid confronting our feelings. Btw, this post will ALWAYS be really long. We’re not sorry.

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Trash vs. Garbage: Lesson 1

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If you plan on lingering here in this den of iniquity, the first and most vital concept you need to grasp is the difference between trash and garbage. In all honesty, until you master the crucial life skill of sorting the trash from the garbage, we can’t make much progress.

But wait, you loons! Trash IS garbage!

First of all, how dare you? Trash is NOT garbage. Begin your education by purging this ridiculous idea from your brain. Trash and garbage are not synonymous with one another. In fact, they exist on opposite sides of the spectrum. Unlike garbage, trash is adorable, often sickeningly so. Trash brings joy. It is ludicrous and entertaining and incredibly dumb, all at the same time.

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We love trash. For us, trash is a way of life. Things we love are labeled as trash and people we love are affectionately referred to as trash.  To be praised for being trash is an honor. To be dubbed a trashcan is also a high honor. It means you are so unbelievably trashy that you might as well be the actual trash receptacle. Conversely, to be derided as garbage is utter shame. Trash = positive. Garbage = negative. If you can’t understand this, you might be A) garbage or B) an old. I’m sorry.

You’re not really sorry.

No, I’m not. I rarely ever am. Also, here are some examples of trash for your edification:

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