Fav Things #4

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Every Sunday we’ll be reflecting on the latest additions to our long list of Favorite Things. This post is your weekly update on the best trash in this universe. You’re welcome.

Okay guys, this week’s Fav Things is so, so, SO late and it can absolutely NOT be blamed on Anne because it is ALL MARI’S FAULT. I am still sick so everything in my universe is off schedule and bizarre right now, pls bear with me. Without further ado, welcome to Fav Things #4: WINNER HELL EDITION.

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Fav Things #3

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Every Sunday we’ll be reflecting on the latest additions to our long list of Favorite Things. This post is your weekly update on the best trash in this universe. You’re welcome.

We’re back again this week with our favorite things. What do you expect to see? Yep, you’re going to see some ladies who are total YG trash. This post is somewhat more contained than last week but that’s because Anne is on the mend from last week’s illness and Mari got very sick and needs her rest. Regardless, enjoy- we only cultivate the most pure of trash for all to regard~*

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Selfie Saturday #3

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#lazy saturday #same sweatshirt every week 2k16 #finger hearts #my tiny lil’ heart

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#bedridden #still qt tho #get well soon mari anne loves you

Remember that time both Mari & I took our selfies separately before seeing the other’s selfie and incidentally made our pictures black and white?? ? ? ? ?

#Selfie Soul Connection

Soul Connection: To Mari, Love Anne

Listen, it’s not every day you find a best friend. Hell, it’s not every year, decade, or century you find a best friend. In fact, if you really consider the world being the size it is, people being the way they are, and all the little weird coincidences in life we live through, it’s really a miracle we find a best friend at all.

That’s what I classify finding Mari as- a miracle.

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5 FACTS: Answer Me 1994

TITLE: Answer Me 1994 (2013)
ALSO KNOWN ASReply 1994 or The Love of My Life is Trash- no, wait just kidding
STARRING: Go Ah Ra, Jung Woo, Yoo Yun Suk

Once again, we have our 5 Facts series, where we tell you the five most important (spoiler-free!) things you need to know about a drama before you watch it! I mean, haven’t you ever looked at a drama and thought, will this work for me?? (???) Will this destroy me emotionally?? (Very likely) Is this as trashy as it looks??? (We’ll be the judge of that, thx bye) Should I, in fact, commit 20+ hours of my life to watching this???? (#time is $$ 2k16)

So, without further ado, here are five things you need to know about Answer Me 1994 before you jump in:

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Why we love T.O.P and his eyebrows (More importantly- why you should, too)

Now that we have effectively introduced you to Trash vs. Garbage, it’s time to explore one of my personal favorites of the trashcan variety, Choi Seung Hyun, otherwise known as T.O.P.

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Some of you may know this fine specimen from a lil’ band from South Korea called Big Bang.

Lil’ Band? Anne, they’re huge, they’ve been around for a decade and-

OKAY, RIGHT, SO I AM A FLIPPANT INDIVIDUAL- Accept it and move on, this is about T.O.P and his thoroughly excellent eyebrows, not how much I’ve lived under a rock for the entirety of my life.

Listen, Mari and myself are connoisseurs of eyebrows. We appreciate a good eyebrow. In fact, we’ll probably add a post about how much we enjoy good brows to this trashcan of a site if y’all wait long enough. Take Kim Woo Bin for example

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Wow.

The man has strong eyebrow game. We know it, he knows it, everyone knows it and we can all agree that he uses it to his full advantage.

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Side note: he is totally dating this beautiful goddess, Shin Min Ah, and I am ABOUT THIS

Okay, this T.O.P post is slowly becoming wildly about Not T.O.P which is what everyone who is not T.O.P will hereby be referenced as from here on out. Let me further explain why he is an international treasure. 

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2016 Goals: Anne Edition

2016 Not Goals

Anyone who knows me knows that I am not The World’s Greatest Goal Setter. Everything I think about accomplishing is always kind of vague, ‘big picture’ and less concrete which is, of course, what everyone tells you not to do. (Google SMART goals, if you must)

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But, because I am 1000000% about solidarity and because Mari made goals, I think it’s worth saying, hey maybe I should have things I want to accomplish this year.

Anne, why WOULDN’T you have things to accomplish this year?

Well, vague voice of reason that haunts my posts, this is the first year in forever I haven’t been in school and therefore working toward some incredibly specific end goal. High school was to get to college, college was to get to grad school, grad school was to get to my job and to just survive winter. Now look at me, secured with full-time employment and really just kind of coasting through life.

So, without further ado, my goals for 2016.

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Trash vs. Garbage: Lesson 2

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At this point, we expect you understand us when we oh-so-affectionately refer to something as trash. Right? Good. If not, educate yourself.

Okay, Anne, I get it, trash is good but could you like, I don’t know, explain garbage.

Yeah, you trashcan, I can definitely do that, chill.

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Example: all that is pictured above? Garbage. The word chill is borderline trash but since it’s pixelated and that annoys me, I’m putting it fully under GARBAGE.

Garbage is when someone or something is so odiously awful that you are left with no other choice but to get rid of it, because it is not worth keeping in your life.

To illustrate our point, we have the following examples for your perusal:

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